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Late night fun: Occupy Wall Street pick-up lines!

From Investors Business Daily, some Occupy Wall Street pick-up lines.

Excerpt:

@jpodhoretz What time do you get off from not working?

@mdrache Can I have my mom’s debit card buy you a drink?

@adamsbaldwin So, do you not work here?

@derekahunter I don’t know why I’m here either. We have so much in common!

@DanaPerino I could get lost in your bloodshot, burned out eyes.

@kiradavis422 I luv how u reject the fascistic American standard of beauty by refusing to shave, bathe or wear attractive clothing. Its hot.

@derekahunter Your parent’s basement or mine?

@jimgeraghty I know a patch of sidewalk right in front of this great little Italian place.

@chuck_dizzle I bet my degree is more worthless than yours.

@a1776patriot My parents think I’m in class too!!!

@informedblackmn Your eyes are like cesspools in the moonlight.

@DonnaBonnell You remind me of a female Janeane Garafalo.

@brandondarby Seeing you with that Molotov really gets me hot.

@mattysprings Want to help me offset my carbon emissions?

@Aslan444 I just got my Pell Grant & food stamps, let’s party!

@CDR My dad would hate you! Let’s do it!!

See the latest additions over here.

Here’s one: @JamesTaranto: What’s your sign? I don’t know how to read. #OWSpickuplines

Friday Night Funny: There’s probably no Dawkins showing up to debate Craig

There's Probably No Dawkins
There's Probably No Dawkins

Full story here. (H/T Apologetics 315)

Excerpt:

‘THERE’S PROBABLY NO DAWKINS’ SLOGAN FOR OXFORD BUSES
‘Reasonable Faith Tour’ with William Lane Craig Responds to Dawkins Boycott

A message with a familiar ring to it will be rolling out on the side of buses in Oxford from 10th of October. ‘There’s Probably No Dawkins. Now Stop Worrying and Enjoy Oct 25th at the Sheldonian Theatre’

The advertising campaign follows Richard Dawkins’ refusal to publicly debate the existence of God with philosopher William Lane Craig when he visits the UK in October. He has an open invitation to debate Craig at Oxford’s Sheldonian Theatre on 25th October.

The Oxford bus campaign echoes the 2009 London atheist bus advertisements: ‘There’s Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Your Life.’

The ‘Reasonable Faith Tour’ organisers, supported by Premier Christian Radio, commissioned the advert, which will roll out on 30 buses in Oxford from 10th October for two weeks. ‘There’s Probably No Dawkins. Now Stop Worrying and Enjoy Oct 25th at the Sheldonian Theatre’ promotes this significant event.

BACKGROUND: William Lane Craig is Research Professor of Philosophy at Talbot School of Theology, California and is arguably the world’s foremost defender of historic Christianity. Widely respected among academic philosophers, he has debated with many leading atheists across the world, including Peter Atkins, Daniel Dennett, Anthony Flew, A.C.Grayling, Christopher Hitchens, Lewis Wolpert and most recently, Sam Harris.

Harris has described him as “the one Christian apologist who has put the fear of God into many of my fellow atheists.”

THE REFUSALS: Dawkins’ refusal to debate Craig highlights the lack of leading British Humanists prepared to debate him.

Dawkins, author of The God Delusion, and outspoken atheist and critic of religion, has refused four separate invitations to debate Craig, sent from The British Humanist Association, The Cambridge Debating Union, the Oxford Christian Union and Premier Christian Radio.

Dawkins’ refusal to debate led fellow Oxford academic Dr Daniel Came, who is an atheist himself, to write a letter to Dawkins stating that,“the absence of a debate with the foremost apologist for Christian theism is a glaring omission on your CV and is of course apt to be interpreted as cowardice on your part.”

[…]The Sheldonian evening will be chaired by an Oxford Professor of Philosophy, who is himself an atheist. The stage will be set for a debate or a lecture should Dawkins not show up. Craig intends to tackle the central arguments in Dawkins book before a panel of academics who will respond to his lecture, before questions are invited from the audience.

[…]An open invitation has been sent to Richard Dawkins to change his mind and debate with Craig in Oxford’s Sheldonian Theatre on October 25th. If he does not come, an empty chair will be placed on the stage, and will remain there.

How can you get tickets to the events? Look here:

I think this is a good reminder about why Christians should care about the economy. No government will ever fund ads like this, it’s up to us to do it. We should vote conservative so that we keep more of our own money for things like this that a secular left government will never fund. Always vote conservative, and save your money.

Just one more small thing for this Friday night’s fun.

Happy Friday!

UPDATE: If you would like to see Dawkins’ opponent in action, watch this debate between William Lane Craig and Christopher Hitchens:

This is what Dawkins is afraid will happen to him.

Friday Night Funny: Quebecers think that Obamacare would be good

Map of Canada
Map of Canada

Quebec is the most liberal province in Canada, and the most French. And the most socialist!

That’s Steven Crowder, who grew up in Montreal, Quebec.

I laughed my head off at this video and tears came out.

Mary sent me this post that Erica found on CNN. Crime fail!

Here’s some Juan Williams getting excited about his former employer, NPR:

Happy Friday!