From Investors Business Daily, some Occupy Wall Street pick-up lines.
@jpodhoretz What time do you get off from not working?
@mdrache Can I have my mom’s debit card buy you a drink?
@adamsbaldwin So, do you not work here?
@derekahunter I don’t know why I’m here either. We have so much in common!
@DanaPerino I could get lost in your bloodshot, burned out eyes.
@kiradavis422 I luv how u reject the fascistic American standard of beauty by refusing to shave, bathe or wear attractive clothing. Its hot.
@derekahunter Your parent’s basement or mine?
@jimgeraghty I know a patch of sidewalk right in front of this great little Italian place.
@chuck_dizzle I bet my degree is more worthless than yours.
@a1776patriot My parents think I’m in class too!!!
@informedblackmn Your eyes are like cesspools in the moonlight.
@DonnaBonnell You remind me of a female Janeane Garafalo.
@brandondarby Seeing you with that Molotov really gets me hot.
@mattysprings Want to help me offset my carbon emissions?
@Aslan444 I just got my Pell Grant & food stamps, let’s party!
@CDR My dad would hate you! Let’s do it!!
See the latest additions over here.
Here’s one: @JamesTaranto: What’s your sign? I don’t know how to read.