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Humor

Friday night funny: peace prize song, crooks in Congress, cockatiel tricks

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Steven Crowder’s Nobel Peace Prize song:

The cameo appearance by Zo made me laugh out loud.

How to fix Congress

Bill Whittle has a funny plan to fix the crooks in Congress.

Atheist and the bear

ECM sent me this joke about atheists:

A man was walking one night through the woods.

‘What majestic trees!
‘What  powerful rivers!
‘What beautiful  animals!
He said to himself.

As he  was walking alongside the river, he heard a  rustling in the bushes behind him.

He  turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear  charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he  could up the path. He looked over his shoulder  and saw that the bear was closing in on  him.

He looked over his shoulder  again, and the bear was even  closer.

He tripped and fell to the  ground.

He rolled over to pick  himself up but saw that the bear was right on  top of him, reaching for him with his left paw  & raising his right paw to strike  him.

At that instant the  Atheist cried out,
‘Oh my God!’

Time  Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon  the man, a voice came out of the  sky.

‘You deny my existence for all these  years, teach others I don’t exist and even  credit creation to cosmic accident.
Do you  expect me to help you out of this  predicament?

Am I to count you as a  believer?’

The atheist looked directly  into the light, ‘It would be hypocritical of me  to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a  Christian?’

‘Very well,’ said the  voice.

The light went out. The sounds  of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his  right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his  head & spoke:

‘Lord bless this food, which I am about  to receive from thy bounty, through Christ our  Lord, Amen.’

I don’t like bears, (because they’ll eat me), but this was really funny.

Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan answers a question from the left-wing media: (H/T IHateTheMedia.com)

Cockatiel tricks

Can you train a cockatiel to do tricks?

Happy Friday!

Videos

Obama’s communications director admires communist who murdered 70 million

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Story from Newsbusters.

Obama’s White House communications director Anita Dunn says that she admires Mao Tse Tung.

She says:

“A lot of you have a great deal of ability,” Dunn said. “A lot of you work hard. Put them together and that answers the ‘why not’ question. There’s usually not a good reason and then the third lesson and tip actually comes from two of my favorite political philosophers – Mao Tse Tung and Mother Teresa, not often coupled with each other but the two people that I turn to most to basically deliver a simple point, which is you’re going to make choices.”

Mao Tse Tung was an atheist, and a communist. The choice he made was to murder 70 million innocent people.

Commentary

Michele Bachmann in defense of free trade agreements

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Representative Michele Bachmann
Representative Michele Bachmann

ECM sends word of a Michele Bachmann column posted at the Heritage Foundation!

Excerpt:

Each day in Minnesota and all across the nation, billions of dollars worth of products begin their journey to be sold overseas. American farmers, manufacturers, and businesses rely on exports to strengthen and grow both their bottom line, as well as our economy’s.

Free and fair trade agreements help spur economic growth; improve efficiency and innovation; create better, higher-paying jobs for hard-working Americans; and increase the availability of lower-priced products here in the United States.

Furthermore, the role of free trade as an expression of liberty and opportunity for all individuals signifies the very principles our country was founded upon.

Yet, the free trade agreements with Panama, South Korea and Colombia negotiated under the Bush Administration remain little more than words on paper. Despite having been carefully negotiated over a period of two and half years, these agreements have become bogged down by partisan divides. In the meantime, with an average tariff of 53% imposed on U.S. agricultural products by South Korea last year, for example, there is little wonder the United States International Trade Commission estimates U.S. sales of agricultural products could increase by as much as $3.8 billion once the U.S.–South Korea agreement is fully implemented.And while Congressional leaders seem content to leave these agreements on the back burner, America’s fragile industries are left hanging in the balance. The impact of depressed exports is fully evident to those who make their livelihood from them. In fact, Minnesota’s manufacturing exports experienced a 19% decline during the first quarter of 2009, mirroring a similar decrease nationwide. And our agricultural sector, especially our ailing pork and dairy producers, certainly needs no reminder of the importance of expanded export channels to the survival of their farms.

Click through and read the whole thing.

Reading this column filled me with joy and admiration, because Michele Bachmann shows  how good a Christian woman can be if she puts her mind to it. It’s so good that she has an informed view of economic policy and realizes how prosperity is important to Christians who are trying to marry and raise a family. Money is the fuel we use to run our life plans, so we all need to have jobs and to make sure that our dollar buys as many useful things as possible, by keeping prices low.

Here are my recent posts on Michele Bachmann:

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Please contribute to her 2010 campaign, if you can.

Here are all the posts tagged “Michele Bachmann”.

New Alfonzo Rachel video

By the way, for my female readers, the male equivalent of Michele Bachmann is Alfonzo Rachel. You can see his latest video which explains why Christianity is not compatible with socialism. He’s a devout Christian and he understands economics. He also is very entertaining in these videos he makes for PJTV.