From the Onion, a perfect article to culminate the week’s events.

Excerpt:

WASHINGTON—More than a week after President Barack Obama’s cold-blooded killing of a local couple, members of the American news media admitted Tuesday that they were still trying to find the best angle for covering the gruesome crime.

“I know there’s a story in there somewhere,” said Newsweek editor Jon Meacham, referring to Obama’s home invasion and execution-style slaying of Jeff and Sue Finowicz on Apr. 8. “Right now though, it’s probably best to just sit back and wait for more information to come in. After all, the only thing we know for sure is that our president senselessly murdered two unsuspecting Americans without emotion or hesitation.”

This is a must-read, folks! Ow, my cheeks are hurting.

UPDATE: One my Canadian friends and I were talking about upcoming debates just now and he was wondering why I can post so much. It made me think of my only other humor post, on why women and Christian apologetics don’t mix. If you have dreams of heroic combat with non-Christians, anywhere, at anytime, then you had better forget about courtship, romance, love and marriage.

On the other hand, I do have a fantastic article coming out about the one exception to this rule that I know of. The article is done, and it is scheduled to come out on Sunday at 5 AM EST. Do not miss this article!