MUST-SEE: I’m in love with Ann Coulter!

She doesn't change her beliefs or keep silent in order to get the approval of her godless enemies
She doesn't change her beliefs or keep silent in order to get the approval of her godless enemies

This song by the Right Brothers was recommended to me by Rebekah at the Miss Marprelate Tracts blog.

Watch the video and see for yourself:

A louder, clearer audio version is available here.

Here are the lyrics, with my favorite lines in bold.

I’m In Love With Ann Coulter

She’s got blond hair, long legs
And a powerful intellect
She’s a writer, a real fighter

You could say she’s on the cutting edge

And she captures my heart
When she tears libs apart

And now I must confess things as they are

Chorus
I’m in love with Ann Coulter
All I wanna do is hold her

And have her read her books to me
Just like she does in my dreams

I wonder if she’s got a boyfriend
Cause my girlfriend’s leaving
She says I’m living in a fantasy
Even she can see it’s over
‘Cause I’m in love with Ann Coulter

And every time I see her on my television screen
She looks into my eyes I know
She’s talking straight to me

I’m in love with Ann Coulter
All I wanna do is hold her

And have her read her books to me
Just like she does in my dreams

I’ve been memorizing pages
I’ve been driving liberals crazy
I bet I’ve quoted half her book at work
To those godless jerks who can’t debate me

And there’s so much I haven’t told her
But by the day I’m getting bolder
I just know that she would fall for me
If only I could get to know her

‘Cause I’m in love with Ann Coulter
I’m in love with Ann Coulter

I don’t agree with everything Ann says, or even the way she says it sometimes. But I admire her knowledge and character, and her willingness to conflict with her opponents. I don’t think I would marry her – but I would love have her as a friend!

Women need to write to men

And notice their emphasis on Ann’s written work. The most fun I ever had with a woman was when one wrote an essay just for me to try to change my attitudes about loving my neighbor. We went downtown and ate lunch and she read me the essay in front of everyone! It was loaded with footnotes, arguments and Bible quotations.

She put time and effort reading and writing to try to change what I believed. People should not be so focused on going to school, learning marketable skills and then making lots of money. There are other things to do in life. Caring about what other people believe is much more important, especially when it comes to raising children!

Knowledge and character matter

I had a traumatic experience with a woman I had a Platonic crush on. I was 14 and she was 21, and we worked together as camp counselors. She wrote to me often from college. Her hand-written letters documented her slow transformation from a gentle, sheltered Christian into an atheistic, left-wing, anti-war feminist. I will never forget the experience of being unable to argue against it.

So that is why I believe that the most important quality for women to have is to desire God’s approval, and not to change themselves in order to get the approval of those who oppose God. This is real beauty, and it does not fade with time. Women need to cultivate that beauty, along with femininity, vulnerability and susceptibility in order to arouse the loving and protective instincts of men.

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